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no, but anyway...
Red Rider is defined by Webster's dictionary as... well, it's not actually in any dictionary, but if it were, it would look like this:
Red Rider - a movie made with no budget, poor actors, and even poorer editing.
Later redone as a horrendous animated short.
(It's not too flattering of a definition because the guys at Webster's don't really like us too much)
now you can
Click here to watch the animated Red Rider (shockwave)
or click here to view the animated Red Rider (quicktime)
(*-please note the impressive pop-up windows by eric!)
so
click to read the script or put your name on it, send it to hollywood, make lots of money, and we'll feel stupid.
or
Go back to the main page because your brain will go numb if your stay here any longer.